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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: What Are You Worth ?

Did you know that we are worth a fortune?

We have silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet and gas in our stomachs.

Since becoming older a few changes have come into my life, frankly, i have become a frivolous woman! I am seeing at least six gentlemen every day!

As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me out of bed, he's a very nice man, then I go and see Jimmy Riddle before its time to have breakfast with Mr Kellogg, followed by the rather refreshing company of Mr Tetley or my other friend ... I only know him by his initials - P.G. Then I get a visit from someone I don't like at all.. Arthur Itiss .. he knows he is not welcome, but he insists on being here and what's more, he stays for the rest of the day. Even then he does not like to stay in one place , so he takes me from joint to joint.

The vicar came to call the other day and said that at my age I should be thinking of ''the here after". so I told him I did that all the time. For no matter where I am, bedroom, the kitchen, the sitting room or the garden, I ask myself.. "now what am I here after??"

After such a hectic day I am glad to get to bed (with Johnny Walker too) what a hectic life. oh yes, i'm also flirting with Al Zheimer and his mate Ed Ache

Well I'll close now and hope that Will power is your constant companion too, but do make sure that his friend Emma Royd does not creep up on you from behind!!! also watch out for the crafty one... Gerry Atric.

Bye for now,
Anna Rexic.


I adapted this for us Lolololololololololololol

Take care all

Lynne xxxxxxxxxx
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Monica

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Hi Lynn

Just love it, it has made laugh, brilliant.
What a great sense of humour.
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: sharon

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

hi lynn me and my husband pmsl thought this was brill sent it to my friend good on you lol
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Kirsty

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Hahaha! Really funny!! Thanks for the giggle :)
xxx
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Brenda

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

This was really good.. it made my day ... Really ...
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Jules

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Fantastic good laugh lynne lmao ... pmsl.... Lol going to send it too my mates keep up the good work love your humor xxx
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Funny funny funny loved it lots hehehehehehe
lololol too xxxxx thanks so much for the cheer
take care lol
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Lin2

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Oh you lynne too that's confusing didn't know thet would allow two people of the same name to post it doesn't happen on other chat room antwat lol lynne from another lynne xx
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Susan

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Hi lynne really enjoyed the post lightened my mood. Was in agony today so this cheered me up no end. Thanks lol
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Jaen

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Lol at the ditty.. Liked it very much funny keep it up lol
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Thankyou all for your comments that's really nice of you. Pleased you enjoyed it xx
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Hi other lin2 don't worry about it , it does happen from time to time xx
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Date: 01.09.2009
From: Fred

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Me and the misses are new on here and it was the first thing I cilcked on. Really funny. Liked it alot. Cheers
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

hi fred welcome good to have u here. will look forward to hearing from u
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: jill

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

ROFLMAoooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lynney ya daft mare pmsl....i luffs u so much.... ya nutzzzzzzzzz jst like me lololol
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Fred

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Thanks val we are just getting used to our new lap top. We have been on one of those silver surfers courses so be are a little new to all this
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

looks like u r doing fine to me do either of u have arthritis if so which and what meds. i have oa and on naproxen and co-codimol (my spelling not to good sorry) feet hands and hip playing me up from time to time lol (laugh out loud) lots of lovely people on here
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Fred

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Hi val we I've got old age arthritis wear and tear stuff had a manual job. The wires got a bad hip. Had it replaced two years ago. On pain killers and lufonomide think that's how you spell it.
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Fred

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

I wondered what that lol was thanks
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

hi had to ask my lads first time i saw it u both r going through it mine wear and tear lol age 48 feel 88 some days glad u both got us now great to have u both here even if just to stamp feet and shout we all do on bad days
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Fred

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Getting the hang of this now but how do we write one of these? Not worked that one out yet.
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

look at top where it says start new topic click on new make sure u put a subjuct in or will not work . start work at one so getting ready lol. so in and out
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Fred

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

I see where you mean will try and have a go in a bit. The wife wants to have a go now. Thanks. That was really funny about what are we are worth
going to print it out to show my friends lol
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

ggod for u they will b wanting to come on take care have good day
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Edna freds wife

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Thank you you too. Don't work to hard. X
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: Edna

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

I will be passing that little ditty on to my friends and telling them about this site. Lynne very funny lady xxx
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: jenny

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Hi Lynne thanks for the best laugh of the day :) x
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Date: 02.09.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

hi edna sorry had to go to work so missed u hope your knee not to bad today
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Date: 15.09.2009
From: Susan

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Really funny Lynn lifted my mood was having a poo day . Thanks for the laughxx
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Date: 15.09.2009
From: Della Nuthall

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

hahaha brilliant love it x
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Date: 16.09.2009
From: Kristin

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

LOL you are briliant
Now I can go you in the rain
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Date: 17.09.2009
From: sally

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Thats a big lol from me too enjoyed it very much.
HEHEHE xxxxx
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Date: 18.10.2009
From: June

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Big thumbs up from me too xxxx
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Date: 19.10.2009
From: jill

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Misssing Lynnnne, she posted that..... so sad. Lynne if u ever read this, Missss ya a lot....thinking of u always xx
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Date: 20.10.2009
From: val h :-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

hi lynne u still bad ? or r u out and about.
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Date: 23.10.2009
From: jill

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

havnt seen her on at all Val...... Lynnnne where r ya...we missss ya SOH...come back if u read this, plus we need your expertise xxx
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Date: 16.12.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

I'm okay guys just had a lot of work done to my house got lots of builders and electricians in. The house has been upside down for months. Plus it it really tireing running round after them just not had the energy to come on here much. Done now for Christmas. Hope everyone has a Healthy pain free Christmas. XXXXXXXX
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Date: 17.12.2009
From: valh:-)

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

you to lynne a pain free christmas and new year hope building work finnished and looks great
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Date: 17.12.2009
From: jill

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Lynnneyyyyyyyyyyyyyypops fab to hear u r ok, been worried a Lot about u....have a fab xmas and take good care of yourself...love Jill x
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Date: 17.12.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Thanks everyone. Guess my time on here will be a bit hit and miss on here over Christmas as I'm sure everyone else will be cos of the holidays and family. So I guess things will get back to normal in the new year. Take care everyone xxxx
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Date: 18.12.2009
From: jill

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Think Ive got the wrong Lynne, sorry, u must think im nuts,lol, thought u were the Lynne that use to come in here quite a while ago, anyway, welcome to the forum,...happy crimbo etc..Jill
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Date: 19.12.2009
From: Lynne

Subject: Re: What Are You Worth ?

Yes Thats me jilleyypops or chat room queen merry Christmas toooo yooouuuuu toooooo
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