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Date: 05.04.2013
From: willis

Subject: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

thought this may make you smile x

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,wicked women,
too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here that the Pope does."

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer
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Date: 05.04.2013
From: marlene

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

Hahahahah love it !!!!!!
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Date: 05.04.2013
From: rhona

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

Lol Willis, good one!
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Date: 06.04.2013
From: Emm

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

That was funny, it's good to have a laugh!!! Cheers Willis.
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Date: 06.04.2013
From: Sonette

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

There are people who think they know everythin! Really funny. Lol
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Date: 07.04.2013
From: Deborah

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

That's a good one, thank's Willis for that good to get a laugh..
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Date: 08.04.2013
From: Tara

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

Very funny :-)
I am howling here can't wait to pass this on to my Dad he'll love it
Thanks Willis
Tara
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Date: 08.04.2013
From: dianne

Subject: Re: What causes Arthritis - a chuckle

That's great lol :)
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