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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Tracey

Subject: You've got to laugh!!

Hi. I am new on here and hope I don't offend but I think the one thing we all need is a giggle from time to time! I am just going to post a few arthritis jokes for a laugh. Once again, sorry if I offend anyone! xx...

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

"No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.!!'
..................

Doctor Simon is known throughout town as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment. One day, Betty, an elderly lady, slowly struggles into his waiting room. She is completely bent over and leans heavily on her walking stick. A chair is found for her. Eventually, her turn comes to go into Doctor Simon's office.
15 minutes later, to everyone's surprise, she comes briskly out of his room walking almost upright. She is holding her head high and has a smile on her face. A woman in the waiting room says to Betty, "It's unbelievable, a miracle even. You walk in bent in half and now you walk out erect. What a fantastic doctor he is. Tell me, what did Doctor Simon do to you?"
"Miracle, shmiracle," says Hetty, "he just gave me a longer walking stick!!"
.......................
xxx
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: jill

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thanks Tracey..... Tracey sorry to sound ignorant, havnt seen u on here b4, (beeen away sick, so prob missed ya postings) anyway Welcome to our fab forum, and ya right I did a Jokes Posting at least 7 months ago, it helps, so thanks for posting your arthritis ones, I think they r great x
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Tracey

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

Hi Jill, you won't have seen me before I am a newbie! Made a couple of posts over last couple of days when I found the forum! I feel like I know you already having read alot of your replies on previous posts! Hope you are ok and plodding along like most of us! xx
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Lynn B

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

Brilliant Tracey.. keep it up you made me laugh, anymore anyone....x
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Tracey

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

Hi Lynn! Glad they made you chuckle! I have got another one but it is a rude one and may well offend so thought I had better not!! x
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: jill

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

yea go for it..... we r all adults LOL.... btw Tracey, I talk a loada B*****x, lol so go ahead and say what ya want...U know u want to lol
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Tracey

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

ok here goes but if it offends I will blame it on Jill!!....

After years of flirting a man and a
woman in an old peoples home
agree to make love. Impatient for
his first bit of action in decades, the man
is anxious to partake in oral sex with her. However,
after just a few seconds of placing himself down there he reappears saying ‘"Sorry dear but it smells too bad"’. "‘Oh
dear,"’ she says, ‘"it must be the arthritis"’.
‘"Arthritis of the front bottom?"’ he asks with
disbelief. ‘"Are you sure?" "And surely
arthritis doesn’t smell?"’ Setting him
straight, she says: ‘"No darling, the arthritis
is in my shoulder... I can’t wipe my arse"!!!’.
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Kirstine

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

Now that one had me almost peeing with laughing so much... You just brightend up my day lol :)
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: JILL

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS BRILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLO...MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Lynn B

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

Hear!Hear!more please.....
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Date: 06.04.2010
From: Verity

Subject: Re: You've got to laugh!!

Hahahaha thats terrible! xx
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